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If I see one more poster!

You might not want to go outside ever again then.

They're everywhere, posters of me.

...Really! This is a bad thing? Wait, are you a fugitive? Is this like a "WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE" thing?

No, I didn't a shoot wearing mens Hugo Boss underwear and the slogan was 'you're looking very Shane today'

They went up everywhere.

Ooh. So now you're famous and everyone's seen you in your underpants.

Including my step brother and all his friends.

Oh, come on, it's not that bad.

... or maybe it is.

I'm almost naked on them Alice.

Yeaaaaaah, that's a point. Hey, but you're famous, so that's good, right?

And my little brother loves to see those posters.

Mmmm, yeah. Sorry.

Hey, I needed the money at the time.

I didn't say anything! It's a good reason. Really.

Hmm. *Lips twitch slightly*

Tasha, you're going to start now aren't you.

I'm not saying anything. *Raises eyebrow*

That's worse sometimes.

Well.

Well?

Just well. *Smiles slightly*

*laughs* Fucker.

Same to you. *Grins*