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...Comfort food?

If you're having a bad day, what do you eat?

I do not require food..

You might not require it, but do you ever have it?

~~Date-rapist scumbags~~ Anything Maria makes EVAR.

Other than everything EVAR, what does she make?

I don't know what it's called? But she makes this like... pita bread and vegetable thing that tastes like getting punched in the gut with awesome.

Right hook or suckerpunch of awesome? This is important research I'm doing and it pays to be as accurate as possible.

Like an uppercut. Guile-style. ...to the stomach, yes, shh, it's possible.

Does she sing 'The Eye of the Tiger' while cooking? Should she?

She SHOULD, and I may have to insist that that happens next time. Or just hang out in her kitchen and be all

*AIR GUITAR*

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!
WALK ALONG A RAZOR'S EDGE!
DON'T LOOK DOWN JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD
OR YOU'LL BE FINIIIIIISHED!!

I want to slow clap. I need to slow clap, but I don't know if I could get everyone to join in with me.

*slow...
...clap?*

Everyone should always participate in the slow clap! I will hit people if they don't.

*SLOW! CLAP!*

Can you punch with the power of pita and vegetables?

I hope to learn some day.

Then, and only then, will you have the power to defeat the Goblin King.

...why would I want to defeat him? Dang, I want to bang him.

*a bright, startled laugh*

I've been told that Bowie has that effect on people.

He has CRAZY EYES! I am hypnotized by them.

Hypnotized.

@_@

You should be careful, they'll draw you in like a lollipop.

AHAHA oh wow, so I just went somewhere really dirty in my head.

You knew what I meant. [There's a good bit of hand-waving going on.]

*dirty eyebrow waggle, nudge nudge, wink wink?*

*no dice, tiny sir*

._.

Spaghetti dinner.

Good choice. Just the pasta or the full meal?

Oh, the whole works!

Appetizer and dessert?

Eh, not so much the dessert but heavy on the garlic bread.

Chocolate covered strawberries.

Interesting. Not one I'd have expected.

They are divine.

It's true that they're very good, but for me they don't have the same comfort-value that a few other foods have.

Ooooh, I love them. I love chocolate, and sweets.

Now I'm craving some.

Haagen Daas. The more chocolate, the better.

A bit rich for me, but a good choice.

Mashed potatoes.

Yours?

It's a toss-up between Kraft Dinner and my mother's kibbeh.

Kraft Dinner is amazing. I don't think I've ever tried kibbeh, but I'll keep an eye out for it.

With ketchup and terrible movies.

It's Lebanese and very good.

That's actually my recipe for rainy days, you know.

I'll definitely look out for that, then. I love trying new food.

I think that there's a psychological benefit to its unnatural orange colour.

Cinnamon scones.

With or without butter?

With, of course! And tea...you have to have tea!

Tuna gravy and rice is one of my favorites, and easy to prepare.

Cherry cheesecake from the pastry shop two blocks away. Makes anything better.