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[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Make me laugh, get a wish.

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[robot-friends.livejournal.com]

Sounds very tempting, but I'm not funny...

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Oh, you aren't even trying. *pouts* And I've always been so impressed with you...

[robot-friends.livejournal.com]

Well to be fair, we don't really know much about a dark fairy queen's brand of humor.

[lawyerlarry.livejournal.com]

How many shots do I get? One is bound to work...

Okay, so I was in an attic the other day. Climbed down, missed the ladder, fell all the way to the floor. Hurt my neck. This around my friend who makes me a klutz just by being there. Though usually my klutzyness harms her not me.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

However many you can earn...
*she taps a finger to her chin*
Entertaining, but let's give it another go, shall we?

[lawyerlarry.livejournal.com]

I'm a lawyer who plays piano.

[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

Having a bad day?

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

I was in a good mood yesterday, then I talked with people. It went away.

[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

You're supposed to be smiling. Got a nice smile.

[onstagesofsin.livejournal.com]

How do you get a goth out of a tree?

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

I do not know, how do you?

[onstagesofsin.livejournal.com]

Cut the rope.

[cherished-child.livejournal.com]

There were three pieces of rope wandering in the desert. They were very hot and thirsty. They came upon a bar and one went in. He asked for a drink and the bartender said, 'read the sign buddy we don't serve ropes.'

'Oh come on just this once', the rope asked again. The bartender said 'nope', so the rope left. The second rope figured he was a bit better looking and maybe the bartender would soften a little and let him have a drink. He went in and asked for a drink, the bartender shook his head and said 'Hey Buddy, it's just like I told your friend we don't serve ropes here.' Dejected the rope left the bar.

The 3rd rope heard both of their stories, thought for a moment. Then he rolled himself into a knot and fluffed the edges so it was a little frayed. The third rope went into the bar like this and asked for a drink.

The bartender asked, 'Hey are you a rope?' The 3rd rope looked down at himself and said 'Nope, I am a frayed knot!'

Sorry, it's bad, but it always makes me laugh.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

That's horrible.
*cannot contain a small snort of laughter*
I suppose that means you get a wish, my dear.

[cherished-child.livejournal.com]

I know. I think the fact it's so bad is why it's the only joke I can always remember!

*bites her lip*

I don't mean to be rude, but are these the kinds of wishes people regret making?

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Gravely serious...

I'm gay.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

She maintains a straight face for three minutes before bursting with laughter.

So, what wish am I granting you?

[baby-megs.livejournal.com]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

I do not know, child, why did it?

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

If I make you cry do you smite me? Of course Auberon almost did... so I guess I should make it two for two, yes?

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

I take it you meant that Auberon almost smote you, rather than almost made me cry.
I'm almost sorry about that.

[anson-greene.livejournal.com]

Okay. A snail goes to a car dealership to buy a car. He finds one he likes, pays for it, signs the papers, but he's got one request. He wants a big 'S' painted on each side. The salesman thinks it's weird but what the hell, he just wants to sell cars.

So, a week goes by and the snail comes back to pick up his car. They bring it out and there it is, a white Mini Cooper with a big red 'S' on each side. The snail is thrilled. He's about to zoom off when the salesman stops him and says, "Look, I just have to know. What's with the 'S's'?"

And the snail says, "Because when I drive down the street, I want people to say 'look at that S car go!'"

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

*there is a very mild snort of laughter*
Alright, what do you wish for?

[redemptionmyass.livejournal.com]

*proceeds to strip completely naked with the very glaringg exception of an extremely tall top hat he found in someone's luggage*

I dare ya not ta laugh.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

*manages a straight face for two minutes before bursting into a giggle fit*
Alright, alright, you win. What's your wish?