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Snake Plissken, midwife, at your service.

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What's a Midwife, Preciouss?

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Someone who helps a woman have her baby, like a doctor.

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It doesn't take a doctor to do that, where I come from.

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You don't got to have one but you should in case something happens.

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That fat hobbitses calls thosse husbandss.

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One of the women I did it for, her "husband" left and wasn't there.

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How many womens has you helped to have babies that way, then?

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Four.

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You can only marries one at a time in Riverdale.

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None of them were my wife.

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You must have to travel on lots, then.

In Riverdale they marrieses the women first. No helping them have babieses before you getes married - but Smeagol left because of his birthday present. No babies for Smeagol. Good Smeagol.

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They weren't my babies. I was just being a doctor.

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Here they callses the witch for that. Getting babies out isn't a man's job, Precious. That'ss when even fat hobbitses goes fishing.

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What do you do when it's the witch having the baby? One of the baby's I delivered was a witch's.

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KK. I'm getting sleepy too and it is much earlier here. Sleep well.