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Make me one too?

I'm not sure if I've got the ingrediants. Maybe it would be easier to make a Fetch - an illusion just so the cool kids would think I have a date, you know?

Oh! Uh, Are you into Wicca?

I don't really care about appearing to have a date, it would just be nice to have one.

I'm not into it, not really. I know it exists, I'm more...Um...into gods.

Gods?! I ... wouldn't that give you any kind of date you want? I guess that might be too advanced for me. I'm just learning, but the local Wicca group is more about empowering bakesales, you know? Some of my spells go really well, though, ~~( and some go really wrong.)~~

My grandfather is a god, a greek one but no, it doesn't give me what I want.

I think my friends friend is a witch, she's called Hermione.

I, I don't know her - I don't think I do. Is she studying in Sunnydale? Is it difficult to have a grandfather who's a god? I mean, my dad can get pretty koshery and that's bad enough, if I have to put up crosses or anything, I mean.

No, I don't think so. I mean, she's English.

The god stuff, it's confusing. Really confusing, I mean, this is my second life.

Oh we have some English, one or two, anyway.

Your second life - you mean, like reincarnation? You were somebody else and you remember?

Some English? *laughs softly*

Something like that. The fates brought me back.

Do you remember who you were? I heard a lot of people were Cleopatra - uh, I mean ... I didn't mean ... Do you think we could make dates for Valentines day?

I'm was me, I just had to start over again, from being a baby, hundreds of years later and an orphan.

I don't know. You're the witch. Is is possible...

Oh, acually, whats your type?

I'm not really sure about my type, but I was watching Lord of the Rings and I thought, maybe like Arogorn? People would notice that - or, have you noticed that Legolas looks ... I don't know, shy almost? In bits of it? He looks kinds like you'd want to take care of him...

What's your type like?

Legolas? *laughs nervously* I-I've met him. He was so nice to me, wanted to look after me and...but cute, so very cute and...nice.

*wrinkles up her nose a little*

I guess I want a guy who can deal with all the weird stuff in my life.

You met him? Here? I mean, this dimension? Is he single or did he ... but it sounds as though you were dating him?

Couldn't he deal with the weirdnesses? I thought Elves were really into the magic so he ought to be able to deal with anything.

I did, he's a friend of my 'brothers'. I don't know about the whole single thing, I think he is but...no, I'm not dating him. He just wants to help me with...issues I have.

He's a friend, nothing more and I don't think he's looking for anything.

A friend of your brothers? I always wished ... I mean, some of my friends have brothers that take their friends home - so my friends meet their friends ... but ... Willow realises that she's babbling, but the idea of being in a family that might invite Legolas around after the big match, or killing Orcs or whatever they do on the weekends is ... unsettling...

Then maybe he wouldn't mind if I used him for the "Fetch? I mean as a kind of model? Wouldn't it be fun if it did fetch him? Oh, maybe not for you, I mean, it sounds like he's like your cousin or something. What kind of date would you pick?

Will's not my real brother, he sort of adopted me that way, took me in and kept me close.

*bites her lip* Want to hear something really spooky? My brother Will, he's dating Orlando Bloom, the Orlando Bloom. I have a pretty weird family unit. Kind of date? As in place or person?

Oh my ... look a little doubtful for just a second but decides that it's more fun to believe it. Does he really look like that? How do you tell them apart? I mean Orlando Bloom and Legolas? Or is it Legolas who doesn't look the way he did in the films?

I guess, with the datiness, both - who would you pick and where would you go?

Well Legolas has the whole pointy ear thing going and Orli doesn't. Oh wait. *reaches into her pocket and pulls out her purse and flicks through until she finds a picture of her, Will and Orli* Thats from Orli's birthday and *flicks to another one* See, Legolas and Orli.

I'd go somewhere nice and quiet, somewhere that I don't end up having to fight anyone. And person, someone who understands the bad parts of my life and wont think I am mad or anything.

They do look different. Legolas looks ... younger somehow, too. I wonder how old he is really?

I guess we'd like the same type - I mean, you and I would. I live somewhere where, well, my date ought to be able to look after himself, and I guess I'd like people to know I've got a date, but I'd like to, to have something of my own.

My date ought to know about the the bad things around Sunnydale - oh, and be into Wicca, I mean not believe witches are wicked or anything.

I'm sure you'll find someone, pretty girl like you.