Gone snoggin' some loony. Comes round complainin', oh, Henry, what is it I pay you for, if you're not protecting me from people like that. *decent imitation of Robin's posh tones*
Abby! *peal of laughter* Is Mr. Security running a background check on you, then?
And you certainly are. Why, two days after we spoke I got a call from another woman who not only wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise to tell her the room was no longer available, she ... well, did you see anything in my advert that hinted I was looking for a close lesbian friend? I presume not, since you called. *rolls eyes*
What, you're not? Shit...I'm stuck with your father then.
And here I was planning to have my way with you when we're in New York. I was going to leave him in Albany and well...guess that doesn't matter any more, now does it? *laughs*
No, Mr. Potter's been quite nice to me. I can't believe Robin was screwing around with that Scottish loon. I thought he at least had some standards.
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Yeah well, that's Robin for you. Jackass.
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Pays good, reckon.
Miss. *touches his forehead in the universal gesture for tipping a hat one doesn't actually happen to be wearing*
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You work for him? I'm so sorry.
*smirks at the gesture*
Abby.
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As you say, miss. *clears throat* Harry. Harry Potter. *slightly pained look*
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Well, I'd kill myself, or him--maybe both, if I worked for him.
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*smiles a small smile* Thought's occurred time or two, reckon. 'E's still makin' it worth m'while not.
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Gone snoggin' some loony. Comes round complainin', oh, Henry, what is it I pay you for, if you're not protecting me from people like that. *decent imitation of Robin's posh tones*
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I rather thought he mainly paid you to arrange security for his artists, since he's so cursedly adamant that he can take care of himself. *rolls eyes*
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'Ow's things, miss?
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Well enough, Harry, well enough. The new book's not doing half badly, and I've found myself a new roommate. *chuckles*
And you? How's life keeping an eye on Robin's merry band treating you?
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And you certainly are. Why, two days after we spoke I got a call from another woman who not only wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise to tell her the room was no longer available, she ... well, did you see anything in my advert that hinted I was looking for a close lesbian friend? I presume not, since you called. *rolls eyes*
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And here I was planning to have my way with you when we're in New York. I was going to leave him in Albany and well...guess that doesn't matter any more, now does it? *laughs*
No, Mr. Potter's been quite nice to me. I can't believe Robin was screwing around with that Scottish loon. I thought he at least had some standards.
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Means to an end. And no, the end was not getting a shag, though God knows I could've from her if I'd fancied.
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Good on y'.
*scratches at his jaw* 'S fine. Got nowt real complaints.