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What's been done now?

I'm watching a movie, supposedly about me. Holds up a copy of Luc Besson's "The Messenger"

... It's hilarious.

Oh dear.. I can only imagine..

The massive inaccuracies aside, I'm shown as being something of a nut.

A manish nut, actually.

... and I did not wave my sword around like an idiot! I was actually rather good with it, if I remember correctly. Not brilliant, but good.

It's rather an insult to your brother and his teaching skills.

Edited 2008-03-28 12:06 (UTC)

Such a pity that hearing angels and/or the voice of God is a common delusion.

Makes the ones who really do sound just as crazy as the ones who imagine it.

And seeing them? Well... Laughs.

Shall I fetch your straitjacket?

...Though, honestly. Manish and bad with a sword? Better not let Michael know about that movie. He will likely start smiting!

Yes, the pretty blue one with the orange flowers please. I'm feeling feminine today. And best not forget the muzzle, you know how I like to bite.

...Oh dear, you're absolutely right. Though, really, John Malkovich did a better Charles then Charles himself. I just hate who they got to play me.

I think Father should just put halos above the heads of the people who actually can see and hear us, and then there's proof, and that's settled!

Never trust casting offices to get things right!

Big shiny neon ones, so there can be absolutely no denial of them being there.

...best add to that to the list of things to change.

I know! But at least making an effort would be appreciated. Also Gilles looked like a weasely little runt. And while we weren't always on the best of terms, someone a bit more well... masculine would've been nice.

Better than the manic creature they cast. He looked like he was about to crawl out of the screen and start chewing the furniture.

Azrael smirked. She had to say it.

They made one with a dog as your best friend. A talking dog.

No! Honestly?

Giggles hysterically

Honestly. (http://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/Wishbone-Bone-Arc.html)

Granted, it was a child's TV show to get them interested in various books and the like.

But it does not take away from the idea of you and a talking dog...

In that case, perhaps you should fetch that straitjacket.

Tell anyone if they need me, I'll be bouncing around in my padded cell. They can even join me if they don't mind the biting!

I'm sure we can find you plenty of company in your nice padded cell!

The more the merrier!

Manish? Now that's just rude.

I know!

You're a very womanly woman.

Thank you Hank.

It's so nice to know someone thinks so.