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Really need to stop speaking sometimes.

Why do you feel you have to do that?

Because I tend to make an ass of myself.

Why? What happened, Larry?

Got really drunk the other night. Spoke my mind. Hurt someones feelings.

All in a days work.

What did you say that would hurt someone's feelings? Are you alright?

I told her I didn't want her around my son.

Who?

My..friend.

It was just a bad night.

Oh, I understand.

I'm sorry, Larry. Were you two fighting?

Well..we definitely were after I said that.

I'm sorry to hear that, did you guys get anything settled?

Not really.

So it only made my rough week...rougher.

Did you need anything?

A straight jacket maybe?

I'm sorry, I don't think I have one of those laying around.

Such a shame.

Don't say that. Unless you are a complete jerk, whatever you said is probably not as bad as you think it is.

What I said isn't as important as how it went over.