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[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

I don't want a child anymore.

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[really-a-man.livejournal.com]

I don't either.

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

Be my friend.

[really-a-man.livejournal.com]

Is that all it takes? I think many people I know wouldn't.

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

I'm easy on friendship. Just don't make mistakes. One chance is all you get.

[really-a-man.livejournal.com]

I'd say.

*nod* What kind of 'mistakes'?

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

Blowing planets, killing my other friends, trying to take over the Earth. You know.

[really-a-man.livejournal.com]

Easy enough to avoid.

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

You'd think so.

[really-a-man.livejournal.com]

*...?*

Well, for me.

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to hear that.

[really-a-man.livejournal.com]

So. *back to original topic!*

Adoption won't work?

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

Evil boyfriend won't work.

[really-a-man.livejournal.com]

*blink* Boyfriend.

... and a child is still a problem?

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Dude, I´m sensing you could really use a drink...

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

Are you offering?

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Sure thing. Pineapple daikiri?

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

Banana please.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Really? Dude, pineapple is way much delicious than banana!
Ok, I´ll forget about the pineapple degradation just because you asked nice.

*hands him his drink*

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

*Sips*

Banana is fantastic. And healthy.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

*sips his own drink*

Don´t get me wrong, I love bananas. But pinapple is the one true delicious flavor. And I´ve heard its great for pregnant women too.

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

Is it? Must be good for pregnant men too then.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

I gue- what?

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

Oh right, Earth. Sorry, I keep forgetting.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

....

Are you some kind of british Clark Kent?

[lonely-ten.livejournal.com]

I'm a Time Lord.