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*Belches.*

Someone enjoyed a light snack.

Actually, I almost positive it is a tribute from one of the smaller Fae, and my current bet is the Wichtln.

Edited 2008-03-29 00:28 (UTC)

*Pouts.*

Fine, let them take the credit. Some poor little goblin didn't chase pixies around all day, snack on 'em and made a bracelet for a hot looking sort they are crushing on. Nope, they didn't do it. It's a bloody tribute from someone else is what it.

Are you believing me yet?

*laughs* I've grown out of the habit of believing goblins, however unusually attractive and intelligent the one before me is.
And it isn't so much I doubt your ability to do such a thing as your ability to make it into my bedroom without anyone noticing.

Nothing is impossible. I can steal the eye out of a needle. I can steal away a faery lady's belief she wont believe goblins. I can steal into a Fae Queen's bedroom.

I can also spin an awesome amount of bullshit, given the right circumstances.

I have to say you've made be believe you, if only the last sentence to come out of your mouth.
Greater than my doubt of your ability to get in the room was your ability to leave without leaving a greater impression than a bracelet in a windowsill.

It only said because I always like to keep a bit of doubt. Did he? Or didn't he?

Ah, but did I leave? I still could be there. Watching. Waiting. Wanting.

That would matter more if it weren't for the fact that such worries rarely bother me. Handsome men appearing in my bedroom just doesn't get to my fear center. Even if they are goblins.

Lone goblins, pining away in the shadows of a Queen's bedroom aren't worth fearing. Unless, they are lone goblin who can amass a horde specifically to kidnap a Queen.

(ooc: Please to be smacking pup up head and ignoring. I thought he was gone till this woke him up. My apologies for muse forwardness.)

Now, that would have to be interesting. I haven't known anyone willing to try amassing such a horde in a long time. And there is nothing quite as impressive as a man with a big...horde.

It's not something a serious lone goblin does often, working with goblin hordes is like herding wet cats.

Having a big...horde is useless, if I can't show it to a woman who'll appreciate looking at it.

(ooc: Well okay! :) I'll be keeping him on a bit of a leash for a while just for both mun's sanity.)

You have my sympathies. Guiding goblins has always been a challenge. Almost more so than any other group.

You have no idea how much I apprieciate big...hordes, though you might have to be careful, I'm no good at just looking while I'm admiring it.

How can anyone be good around a goblin?

( ya, leash slipping happens.)

There are some things that I am very good at no matter who I'm around.

Ew.

They were well cleaned, actually, and anything that small loses some of the potency.

Oh, well as long as they were free of gore and blood...

They are almost lovely, delicate and translucent. Shame I don't know who left it.

Poor little pixies.

You obviously haven't met very many pixies. They may have the attention span of a hummingbird, but they are rather clever and completely vicious when they need to be.

Doesn't mean I think they need to be beheaded and turned into jewelery.

Probably not, but their deaths were probably the result of a territorial dispute. The jewelry is just a gift to remind me of their loyalty. Whoever they are.

Are you actually going to wear it?

Depends entirely on who gave it. Would want to be impolitic to the wrong person or group, would I?

Your job sucks.

*laughs softly* Someone has to be queen. Might as well be me.

I certainly don't want it.

No decent or normal person would.

Not sure I've ever been called decent or normal, but thanks. I think.

No insult was intended.