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What's it take to get some play?

Some Mack.

So a hot ass just doesn't cut it anymore, hm?

Not by itself.

Oh great. What about like... Hot ass attached to an aroused person, any points there?

You gotta be able to talk the talk. It's not hard.

OH, oh, hahaha. Okay, I see now. Yeah, talking in general I don't do well. But if you say it's not hard then enlighten me.

Well, which team you playin' for?

Erm... the gay one.

In that case, all I can tell you is...

Good luck.

Guess you're S.O.L. then.

You're hurting my feelings.

My 'give a damn' is broken. Come back later.

You inviting me over? I'm touched.

Let me think about it. No.

...Play?

Sex

Oh.

You.. have difficulty? Finding a partner?

Very much so.

Poor you.

I don't.

Oh great, thanks. I really wanted to know that right now.

I know you did.

Haha, well, smart asses really piss me off, so I'm nipping this one in the bud. Have a great day.

What a good question.

Apparently it takes "Mack" though that's only according to one guy's opinion, so I think I'll need a few more opinions before I decide.

[Snap! As Jesse right there =0 forgot to switch journals]

Mack? What is that? Some human coffee brand?

Ugh, I wish. It's a social skill, I guess. Knowing what to say when and all that.

Oh. Well if it's any consolation I'm not getting any either. Evil boyfriend is too evil for that.

Ahah. Yeah, I guess those evil boyfriends come with glitches like that.

I should really manage this step with humans. Mind you, your body temperature is much higher than mine, that's uncomfortable.

What temperature are you then?

Cold, according to some.

OOC: Seven words.

A face that's not barfing rainbows?

Um... it's easy.

It's just finding people who aren't creepy fucks that's the problem.