http://lonely-ten.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lonely-ten.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-03-29 04:53 pm

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Is this Santa Barbara Police Department?

[identity profile] mysticalpsychic.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you see a tall, Irish man with a strong hairline and a perputual scowl?

[identity profile] det-lassiter.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. What do you want?

[identity profile] mysticalpsychic.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That's him!

He's the head detective, I'm the head psychic.

[identity profile] det-lassiter.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What, do I have my own announcer now?

[identity profile] det-lassiter.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, I forgot that the station doubled as a drop in center.

[identity profile] pancakelover12.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, what can we help you with?

[identity profile] really-a-man.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think so.

[identity profile] really-a-man.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Very strange police department, then.

[identity profile] dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor-dude! My Man! I *knew* I´d see you soon!

[identity profile] dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
For the party? Yes, I´m afraid. But that´s cool. We can still hang out.

[identity profile] tommy-dagget-tm.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, but I am LAPD Homicide. Detective Thomas Dagget. Can I help you?

[identity profile] tommy-dagget-tm.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well all right, but if you have any crimes in LA that need solved, let me know, yeah?

[identity profile] bgus.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome! I'm Gus, Shawn's best friend and co-worker. What did he do now?

[identity profile] bgus.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
....Yeah, he tends to do that.
So, if you're coming to our party, tell me about your taste in food. Any ingredients I should avoid because of health problems? Alergies?