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The answer to everything is chocolate.

Quite right, my boy, quite right.

Good evening, Headmaster.

Oh, I'm afraid that position is no longer mine. I'm quite sure Minevra is doing a fantastic job at it though.

...It's not?

While Professor McGonagall is highly capable, I don't think that she should be forced to take such a position when a mass murderer has escaped from Azkaban, is coming for a student, and there are Dementors patrolling the school grounds!

OOC: Excuse the muse. He hasn't quite gotten used to multiple timelines running around!

Hard to be Headmaster when you're dead, I'm told.

~~Headmistress, my boy, not Professor. Is that happening? I wasn't aware.~~

Disgusting food product, in my opinion.

I'm rather fond of it. Always have been.

It melts too easily. And the taste is much too sweet.

~~(OOC: Amen, sir)~~

Well, yes, mostly. But there are exceptions... I know a person who would die for a pineapple. :P

Fine, fine.

For me, the answer to everything is chocolate.

Well, we're doing a party next week. You can pass by and try my awesome chocolate cake. ;)

Except for when the answer is sour-gummies.

And coffee. Or tea depending on the need. Chocolate dipped in either is brilliant.

I must admit that I quite prefer tea.

So do I when I am feeling grumpish and out of sorts. I can't stomach coffee with I'm sick, it's tea that fixes problems...and chocolate.

Chocolate could bring world peace, seriously.

So the way to end the war in Iraq is chocolate? How to stop school shootings is chocolate? Your marriage is failing, all you need is chocolate?

Not everything I don't think.

There are times when the answer to everything is more chocolate.

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