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[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

Winnner of the Worst Mom award...

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[wearpurplerobes.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that's not true.

[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

Oh, you might be surprised...

[wearpurplerobes.livejournal.com]

I'm quite sure I've seen worse.

[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

Neither of my sons escaped their adolescence unscathed. And what happened to both of them was directly my fault.

[monthlyproblem.livejournal.com]

You can't be as bad as Mrs. Black.

[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

Did Mrs. Black abandon her child when he was barely even school age to a nest of ruthless, amoral, unfeeling monsters in pretty human forms?

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Good money says you're not.

[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

Thomas and Harry might say otherwise.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

You want to hear a bad mother? There's a case on record in the CPD of a mother hanging her 5 year old so she wouldn't have to feed him and could spend more money on drugs. Oh, or there's the case of a mother who poured boiling water down her daughter's throat to stop the crying.

Trust me, you're not the world's worst mother. Not even close.

[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

I let one son be abused by a ... a sociopathic, narcissistic madman. I let my other son be taught to rape and kill people. How is that good?

[robot-friends.livejournal.com]

Crow: The winner is...Joan Crawford!
Servo: No no, uh...Britney Spears! No wait! Wait! Kathy Bush!
Crow: Mary Ann Cotton, maybe?

[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

I really... don't understand.

[robot-friends.livejournal.com]

Servo: Well we typically don't feel obligated to explain our jokes, but...
Crow: Okay, rough translation...ya could do worse!

[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

... Oh.

[ooc: *mun giggles like crazy*]

OOC

[wearpurplerobes.livejournal.com]

Total win for 'Mary Ann Cotton.'

[cadet-cassie.livejournal.com]

Want to hear about my mum?

[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

... Is this by way of a comparison?

[cadet-cassie.livejournal.com]

Well it might make you feel better yeah.

[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

... All right?

[trickster-loki.livejournal.com]

No, I think that'd be me.

[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

I... you...

Wha...

Oh. OH. Right.

[trickster-loki.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[warden-betrayer.livejournal.com]

Feeling guilty?

[wild-maggie.livejournal.com]

It's something people occasionally do, yes.

[warden-betrayer.livejournal.com]

Come now, you couldn't possibly be the worst mother in existence.