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What sort of two bit, backwater, uneducated vampires are you dealing with that they go to Fantasia on Ice?

Dude! I know! Even Disney isn't safe.

... That poor point, just flying right over your head. Pity.

I got your point, princess, I just don't fucking care. *points to previous icon*

Yet you care enough to whine your dancing mouse on ice was interupted. Ever thought about, oh I don't know, growing up or were you dropped on your head?

Seriously. Arguing about Disney on Ice? I think you both need a life before you can start growing up in it.

*nods* True *rolls eyes*

That finger for me? Thanks. You can have it back at the end of the day if you're really, really good.

You can say what you want about me but you leave the mouse out of this.

I'm only going to ask this once.

......What the fuck?

Edited 2008-03-30 01:50 (UTC)

Can't a grown man, put on his favorite Kid Inc. teeshirt, and watch Disney awesomeness enthralled with 8,000 screaming 7 year olds?

...

Well, hopefully they don't ruin it when Hasselhoff decides to do Baywatch on Ice!

Hey! Don't hassle the Hoff. Alright! That man is a national treasure.

I didn't mean it in a bad way, I was truly concerned!

You know, you really suck at lying. *blows a raspberry on her neck*

*laughs, tries to duck away* I could have been serious!

*wraps his arms around her so he is hugging her from behind* No you couldn't have.

*tilts her head, leaning back against him* Why do you say that?

*holds her closer* I know you have no love for the Hoff

*tilts her head back against his shoulder* I never really paid attention.

*amused* How tragic for you.

No what's tragic is that they knocked over my super sized cherry slushy and some kid stole my cup. I was saving that.

Oh, poor dear. Vampires just take all the fun out of Disney magic, don't they?

Indeed.

Have to deal with them often?

You have no fucking idea. It's like that houseguest that over stays their welcome, only fucking bloodsucking ass pirates that hog the remote control.

Oh -- I think I see your point.

They're not vampires, but they tend to be leaches all on their own.

Those fuckers!!

Thank you! My sentiments exactly.

You're very welcome. I feel your pain, buddy.

It wouldn't be so bad but they are sold out. I'm gonna have to wait like a fucking year.

...I don't know if I'm more embarrassed for you or for my own species as a whole.

I'd be more embarrassed for that shirt. What is that a polycotton blend? tisk tisk

King, I'd take fashion tips from Richard Simmons before I'd take them from you.

That would be a step up from this Liberace thing you got goin'. Seriously, how much collar does one man need?

It's called a suit, King. It's what big boys wear... which is why you're clueless, I know, I do.

Big boy? That's not what your sister told me.

Wow. Only took you three tags to start in on that overused material. I'm disappointed.

Which part is the over used part? The part where you have a small dick or the part where you gag your sister with it?

All of it.

((no worries. I know the feeling.))