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Sarcasm much?

*smirk* No, not at all. Why do you ask?

Some of us happen to like curling up with our books, you know.

Why does everyone think I'm attacking reading? Believe me, I'm the last person who'd do that.

You're not attacking reading, you're saying those that spend their Saturday nights with a book have no lives. Which, we don't. Therefore we get defensive.

I was talking about myself!

And those of us doing the same thing get defensive!

I was only commenting on my own state of affairs. No need to get defensive. I enjoy reading.

But- you got riled first!

Good. I don't trust people who don't like to read.

In that case I'm a very trustworthy guy.

How am I supposed to know that? This is the internet.

Good to know, Jack, good to know.

Sarcasm much?

You're cruel. Do you know that?

Not that time. Usually, yeah.

I think from now on that'll be my default response when talking to you.

*meta* You only say that because I look like your husband to be. Oh yeah, I read the gossip column known as sws.

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That? Is very wise.

I didn't go to medical school for nothing.

*meta* I knew it! I'm not completely oblivious to someone flirting with me you know.

Can't slip anything past you, can I?

I rather enjoy reading on Saturday nights, actually. It's a good way to relax after a busy day.

I enjoy reading too, which is why I'm doing it and God knows I stay busy. I'm just saying that I'm not exactly the life of the party.

Ah, I have no time to be the life of the party myself. Nor was I ever fond of such things.

Everything I do is usually to try to benefit others. By the time I get home all I really want is to just have some time to myself.

I am... in politics. Striving for the greater good.

I can completely understand the desire for some peace and quiet, alone.

I can understand the want of the greater good. I'm a doctor, so that's kind of a mantra around the hospital.

Yeah, I'm not the partying type anyway.

Hey I'm not doing anything exciting either.

~~Not like I'm saving the world or anything...tonight anyway.~~

I'm glad I'm not the only one. What not exciting thing are you doing?

~~I shouldn't complain. I could be stranded on Craphole Island.~~

I am sitting in my room playing video games.

~~You could be doing that while I'm getting shot at by evil spies.~~

I'm reading an article on athlete's foot from Journal of the American Medical Association. I think mine ranks higher on the boring scale.

~~Oh I'll end up getting shot at too. You know what they say, it's always the quiet ones...~~

Okay you win. Or lose...whatever the case may be. *chuckles*

~~Oh yeah, know that well..~~

Um, can we say win? That'll at least make me feel a little bit better.

Sure!

Want these business prospectives then? Have a go over the quarterly finances? It's such exciting stuff watching your Company barely stay above the competition.

Is that a serious suggestion?

Not really. I don't see you passing for me during the meeting on Monday.

*laughs* I doubt I'd look as good as you do in women's clothing, though if you were planning on wearing something tight I could always pull out that Superman costume again.

I always wear my clothing a bit snug, they're also white. Not sure it's your colour. I do have a charming pantsuit though, it might work on you.

White could be my color, I'd never really thought about it. I do wear suits all the time, but their understandably of the male variety.

Reading is awesome. Isn't it?

So's sitting around contemplating your navel.

I like reading.