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~~*is imitating the Minister of Magic*~~

Stop breaking the Statute of Secrecy!!

We are going to get thrown in jail at some point, aren't we?

Probably.

Figures.

My.. complication.. and a criminal record. You people don't want me employed, do you?! However, he was grinning.

Nope. *grinning as well*

We want you destiute and dependant on us forever so we can take advantage of you.

Somehow, I'm not surprised!

Long as I get good food and a decent amount of chocolate, that works for me!

*laughs*

Nope. We're not going to feed you ever.

I hear stag tastes quite good, actually.

...

See, that's just taking this to a bad, dark place.

You started it!

But you made it perverted!

If you intend to starve me, you shouldn't be surprised when you end up on the dinner menu!

Eat Sirius, not me. ~~I'm pretty sure he'd enjoy it more anyways.~~

How about I just eat you both? Dog for an appetizer, stag for the main course!

We'd fill you up too fast.

I cannot believe I'm having this conversation.

You can't? Really? I thought this was normal for us!

Everything sounds much dirtier then normal.