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Mint chocolate chip ice cream. Yum.

Ohmigod, my favorite ice cream!

Mine too. You're really hyper.

It's been a good day.

So brag about it why don't you.

Can't help it and ain't going to apologize. Had a less than good day, I take it?

Every day is less than a good day lady.

Why is that?

Do you live in the same world I do?

I'm on Earth

Yeah me too. But you must be off in some fucking world of candy rainbows and licorice bridges in your head or something.

Maybe today. Obviously you're in the world of rain, thunder clouds and spiderwebs.

At least all of those things are realistic.

Well, there is candy and rainbows. But you're not realistic, that's pessimistic and overdone.

Pessimism is more real than whatever the hell you're thinking. Doesn't matter.

Not drinking, smoking.

I said thinking. ... ... .. .. walking away now ....

Seriously YUM.

Right?

For sure.

Rocky road is really good too.

Mmmmmm. You're making me hungry, sweet thing. I'm on my break and can't make a run to an ice cream shop. Pouts!

Thought your break is when you could go get stuff?

Unfortunately, the closest ice cream shop is about five blocks away.

I doubt it would matter if you were late or something. Who cares anyway?

It would definitely matter, especially in my line of work.

Oh I see. Your line of work is more special than everyone else's. So what is it?

Sarcasm, love it.

I'm a Doctor of Child Psychiatry.

Ok no offense.. actually take offense if you want, but I'm outta here.

Jeez.

Peace.