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With all of these fuckin' zombies...

Ugh. I hate zombies.

Yeah? You from Zombieland too?

Zombieland? It sounds like a theme park?

It's definitely not a theme park, but... you know what? It sure as fuck sounds like one. Good call.

If it's infested with zombies? I would not go there. Zombies have the foulest smell of any being I have ever smelled.

They're kinda fun to kill though.

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All the fuck over, that's where!

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How is the zombie apocalypse lucky?

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...you're not from Tallahassee, Florida, are you?

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Oh.

Right.

I'm from Kansas too. What city?

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Wichita. How'd you get into the zombie killing business?

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That doesn't sound very pleasant, not gonna lie.

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Some guy took a bite out of some infected beef and started eating people. Seventy-two hours later it's kill or be killed.

Sounds like we've both got an ample excitement level in our lives. Hah.

Ugh. I hate zombies.

Yeah? You from Zombieland too?

Zombieland? It sounds like a theme park?

It's definitely not a theme park, but... you know what? It sure as fuck sounds like one. Good call.

If it's infested with zombies? I would not go there. Zombies have the foulest smell of any being I have ever smelled.

They're kinda fun to kill though.

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All the fuck over, that's where!

(deleted comment)

How is the zombie apocalypse lucky?

(deleted comment)

...you're not from Tallahassee, Florida, are you?

(deleted comment)

Oh.

Right.

I'm from Kansas too. What city?

(deleted comment)

Wichita. How'd you get into the zombie killing business?

(deleted comment)

That doesn't sound very pleasant, not gonna lie.

(deleted comment)

Some guy took a bite out of some infected beef and started eating people. Seventy-two hours later it's kill or be killed.

Sounds like we've both got an ample excitement level in our lives. Hah.

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