http://watch-the-nails.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2010-01-20 07:44 pm
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Slower in my 'old age'? Hardly.
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[identity profile] makesppldead.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep telling yourself that, gramps.

[identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
'Gramps'? C'mon, Wade, y'can do a lot better than that.

[identity profile] makesppldead.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So much for respecting the elderly...so tell me. What do you use when you run out of Depends?

[identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's easy. I just piss in your shoes.

[identity profile] makesppldead.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If that were the case then it would mean you still have full control over your bladder, which I don't think you do, and are merely wearing the diapers as a fashion statement.

Just when we thought you only stunk because you didn't bathe.

[identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh please. I stink 'cause you're always spoutin' so much bullshit.

[identity profile] makesppldead.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I can't stop spoutin' because the smell makes me so nauseous.
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