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[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Slower in my 'old age'? Hardly.

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[radiant-wisdom.livejournal.com]

Like a broken record. So who is she? Hmm?

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

That ain't none of your goddamn business.

[radiant-wisdom.livejournal.com]

So it is a bird. [Offers him a smoke.] Woman can be twats.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

An' don't I just know it.

[radiant-wisdom.livejournal.com]

See, you keep saying interesting things and then keeping me in the dark.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Like I'm just gonna open up an' tell you everythin'. Does this look like fuckin' Oprah to you?

[radiant-wisdom.livejournal.com]

[Offers him a smoke.] You're both ugly, mate. Does that count?

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

*waves her hand away; he doesn't object to smoking - hell, it's not like it's gonna kill him - but he doesn't smoke himself. Unless he's being set on fire*

An' she's got a better rack.

[radiant-wisdom.livejournal.com]

Oprah? [Exhales toward the ceiling.] Don't sell yourself short--yours looks rather impressive.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

*scowling again*

Oh, shut up. Go an' piss some other guy off elsewhere.

[radiant-wisdom.livejournal.com]

Fine. I can tell when my fabulous ass isn't wanted. [Wiggles her fingers.] Good luck, kitten.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Wait, I didn't say I didn't - goddammit!