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I should run for Neptune's Mayor.

Hey, maybe you'll get blown up too.

Or implicated in a big scandal. Not like I haven't already been there.

That's typical.

Of me or of the Neptune mayor. You're not going to find my hand down any little leaguer's pants -- or ever coaching little league.

Both.

Good to know.

Good to see you've discovered the internet. Did Grandma Navarro finally get Wi-Fi?

Seriously?

Yes, Veronica. Seriously.

Not a chance. Your college has it free.

Why is that even a thought?

Good to know you've lost the definition of sarcasm.

Still working for Hearst?

Yeah.

You have so many crazy ideas, how am I supposed to tell when you're sarcastic and when you're nuts?

Did you see that video of Veronica?

I think it's obvious how not serious i am.

Yeah, I saw it.

You know who did it?

I'm just going to go with: Thank God.

How could I do any better than your father?

Can't say that I do.

You could buy more votes?

Damn.

Beat up who I thought was responsible and didn't get anything from that. Did Veronica tell you if she did?

What an idea! Your criminal record will match all the other mayors' criminal records!

Keith Mars has a criminal record?

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