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[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

I should run for Neptune's Mayor.

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[hasamotorcycle.livejournal.com]

Hey, maybe you'll get blown up too.

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Or implicated in a big scandal. Not like I haven't already been there.

[vmarshmallow.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Yes, Veronica. Seriously.

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

What an idea! Your criminal record will match all the other mayors' criminal records!

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Keith Mars has a criminal record?

[illstopbraiding.livejournal.com]

Your three major campaign goals: and go.

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Not molesting a little league team, not being a jackass, knowing what I'm doing.

[prettysimpleguy.livejournal.com]

Dude, you could probably get free hookers.

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's what I'd want as Neptune's mayor. Hookers and free ones at that. Dick, I don't pay for it unlike some people.

[mars-in-charge.livejournal.com]

I would advise against that.

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Mr. Mars. Sorry about losing the race. We were all rooting for you.

[onepointfrmcool.livejournal.com]

Beating people up for no real reason isn't going to help with that.

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Wallace. I apologized for beating up Piz. But, I thought he had uploaded that video.

[princess-hg.livejournal.com]

Have things changed that much since I left Neptune?

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Our mayor was a pedophile. My best friend's brother was the one who blew up the bus. There was a rapist at Hearst. Veronica and I are apart again and her father committed evidence fraud and threw away his chance at being mayor.

[wild-lilly-kane.livejournal.com]

In what bizarro world would you actually win?

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't but that's no reason not to run.

[hasamotorcycle.livejournal.com]

Hey, maybe you'll get blown up too.

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Or implicated in a big scandal. Not like I haven't already been there.

[vmarshmallow.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Yes, Veronica. Seriously.

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

What an idea! Your criminal record will match all the other mayors' criminal records!

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Keith Mars has a criminal record?

[illstopbraiding.livejournal.com]

Your three major campaign goals: and go.

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Not molesting a little league team, not being a jackass, knowing what I'm doing.

[prettysimpleguy.livejournal.com]

Dude, you could probably get free hookers.

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's what I'd want as Neptune's mayor. Hookers and free ones at that. Dick, I don't pay for it unlike some people.

[mars-in-charge.livejournal.com]

I would advise against that.

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Mr. Mars. Sorry about losing the race. We were all rooting for you.

[onepointfrmcool.livejournal.com]

Beating people up for no real reason isn't going to help with that.

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Wallace. I apologized for beating up Piz. But, I thought he had uploaded that video.

[princess-hg.livejournal.com]

Have things changed that much since I left Neptune?

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

Our mayor was a pedophile. My best friend's brother was the one who blew up the bus. There was a rapist at Hearst. Veronica and I are apart again and her father committed evidence fraud and threw away his chance at being mayor.

[wild-lilly-kane.livejournal.com]

In what bizarro world would you actually win?

[allyoursbig-guy.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't but that's no reason not to run.