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*throws his hands up* THANK YOU.

Finally, a sound mind!

TOS is gold. Gold for the eyes and the brain.

I had to leave my copies behind. I miss Bones and McCoy...

Oh my god, really? Why? Why did you go to a terrible place that didn't allow Trek?

Well, I think where I'm at would allow it, but then I did exactly have time to pack when I left so all I have is what I was wearing and as much as I love TOS I don't keep the DVDs on me at all times.

Maybe someone just borrowed yours so they could enjoy the goodness?

Yeah, I probably would keep them on me at all times but they'd get scratched.

And it sounds like that's what happened. They were kidnapped by teenage girls.

--WAIT. DID YOU SAY BONES AND MCCOY?

Yeah...Your DVDs are probably in the trash then. Most girls have no appreciation for culture.

Did I? [reads] I DID! See what a lack of Trek is doing to me!? I NEED A FIX!

And just so we're straight Bones and SULU are my favorites!

Oh. My. God. ME TOO.

Although Spock was always really se--

-- Awesome.

Oh I know he was way...awesome. Very awesome. It was ears and the voice and the brain. Yeah, he was my first c-awesome, you know?

Yeah-- Yeah, awesome.

... *awkward shuffling*

*cough*

...

... Even if he wore too much eyeshadow all the time.

[awkward silence and then relief when the guy speaks]

Right I know! I mean, I'm not one to judge but what was the logic behind the eyeshadow?

I'm guessing ancient Vulcan tradition.

And it caught on with Bones and Sulu, too, so maybe it was fashionable. In... the future.

I'm Andrew.

I'm Topher.

How is it we have not found each other before now?

Uh, did that sound odd, because I didn't mean it as some kind of come on because I'm with someone. Now. Well, not now, now as I think Xander is in the shower but like in general.

Wait, woah woah woah, back up.

Xander? As in Xander Harris?

Yeah...You know him?

You're gay with Xander Harris?

He's gay? He never told me he was gay!

He makes fun of me for being gay!

... Which, um, I'm not.

*strangled noise*

*totally didn't used to have a huge crush on him or anything. Nope*

We're not gay, we're just two guys who happen to like each other...

Yeah, like each other in a touchy way.

*huff*

This is great, now I'm the only unattached person ever.

Just me and an unruly horde of teenage girls who like to give makeovers to poor innocent sleeping persons.

*pout*

Try a bar?

Do you know what Spike would do to me if he heard I went to a gay bar? *Andrew totally forgets that he's closeted for the moment*

Mean things.

Who's Spike?

I didn't mean it had to be a gay bar, just a bar. Don't people meet in bars?

[is so out of the finding a date loop]

Spike is evil. Guess how he got his name. Guess.

I dunno. I've never really been. We only had the Bronze where I'm from, which was sorta like a bar...

But all the high school kids hung out there too, soo...

Did he do something dirty? I mean, with a name like Spike...

Okay, so no bar. Online? I met Xander online.