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... Alright, who took my TOS DVDs?

Can only girls turn gay?

Uuuh...

I think... You have to turn yourself gay, or something. You can't turn other people gay. Because then like, everyone would be gay?

-- Why? 'Cause all the gays would turn everyone else gay 'cause they wanted to do everyone?

OMG is that the gay agenda?

Well it would be. If w-- they really could turn people gay.

That's so sneaky :O

But... But they can't, remember?

Poor Kurt.

So this Kurt guy is gay for a guy named Finn?

That's... that's a jock name.

That cannot end well.

Kurt's totally gay for Finn. And, yeah, Finn's the quarterback. But Kurt said they've been going on, like, not-dates! Probably because Finn doesn't realize they're date-like yet, but I dunno.

Yeah, that can't end well.

Yeahhh.

Like, blood and tears not ending well.

Hopefully just tears. Then we'll watch Dirty Dancing and eat brownies.

Where I'm from jocks liked to cram gay kids into lockers. And nerdy kids. And sometimes just kids that would fit.

Oh, they used to do that. But now Puck's in Glee.

... Puck?

I... can't decide if that's a jock name or a fairy name.

Oh, Puck's a jock. His real name's Noah. He was kinda dating Santana, but not really, and now he's Quinn's baby-daddy so I dunno what's going on with that.

I... I see.

...

Yeah, Noah's definitely a nerd name, I can see why he goes by Puck.

Even though that's totally a fairy's name.

I don't think Puck's gay.

*laughs*

No, I mean like an actual fairy.

Puck was a fairy with a goat butt. You know, Midsummer Night's Dream?

A goat butt?

Yeah. He's a trickster and... really likes sex.

That kinda sounds like Puck~

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