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Trust me, yelling at the doesn't work. I just wake up covered in glitter and makeup.

There's nothing wrong with chick flicks. ... Er, don't tell anyone I know what I said that, though.

There are worse ways to wake up.

[She laughs, and holds up her hand as if she's swearing in court] Don't worry, I won't tell a soul. Besides, the chick flick I'm talking about is The Princess Bride. I'll punch anyone who says it's a terrible movie.

... I'm Claire, by the way.

Oh yeah, The Princess Bride is awesome-- even Warren knew that.

I'm Andrew!

Whoever Warren is, he has great taste in movies.

Good to meet you, Andrew. If you need help finding your dvds, let me know. I'm really short, but I can be intimidating to teenage girls when the mood strikes me.

Yeah, he did.

Awesome, thanks. I think a bunch of the girls are running a marathon though, and who am I to discourage the Trek love?

That is a thing best left to the gods.

How many girls do you live with?

Uh, like, fifty something. I dunno I lost count.

... We're like... a boarding school.

...

I'm so, so sorry. Have you considered running away?

Well, at first, but I think I might still be technically a ~~hostage~~ guestage, and I don't want Willow to get pissy at me.

And I kinda like it here, besides.

Guestage? Do I want to know?

With that much attention from girls, I guess you would like it there.

Probably not.

... Huh? Oh! oh yeah, yeah, um, it's really great here, with-- with all the boobs. Which I like.

... that wasn't very convincing.

Yes it was. People always say I'm gay when I'm so not.

I mean-- I totally spied on some girls in the gym's changing room that one time.

... Okay, made plans to.

Hey, whether you like guys or girls, I don't care. I was only going to invite you to watch Star Wars with me if you couldn't find your Star Trek videos.

...

...

*caves* Okay, okay! I totally think Leonard Nimoy is totally dreamy even though he's a wrinkly old man now. *deep breath*

...um, so... Star Wars?

[She laughs and nods] Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. And just so you know, we're starting at Episode I and working our way to Return of the Jedi.

... thankyou.

And is there any other way to do it? I mean, as much as I would like to bypass Jar-Jar...

Hey, Jar-Jar is cute, if you block out when he's talking.

True.

I usually mute when he comes on 'cause I have the subtitles on anyway.

Are you one of the guys that like to act out the lightsaber fights while they're on screen?

*shifty look* No?

...

I lost my lightsaber in the Sunnydale Earthquake.

It's okay if you do. Me and my brother used to when we were kids.

That... does not make me feel any better.

Oh. Well I still would now if anyone brought up the idea?

That's better, thanks.