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Counterpoint: everything is about sex.

Discuss.

And no double bacon cheeseburgers… for a month.

And how exactly are you gonna swing that?

I’ll call up each diner ahead of time and say that you’re allergic to all meats and need tofu and greens only.

...Sometimes I hate you.

Nah, you don't. You just say you do.

This time I mean it.

That’s a very strong word, Dean. One that you can’t take back.

Yeah, well you can't take back burning my shit either. You might want to consider that before you do anything stupid.

I think hate it a little more serious than that. And I also have someone who is willing to help me burn your stuff.

You mean Claire, don't you? She doesn't count.

I never said that. I don't dob people in.

If it's freakin' Jo...

Jo? Dude, she died.

... There's one bumming around this place, dude, who's very much alive. Don't you go telling her that.

Wow... okay. I guess I haven't seen her.

Yeah, I know.

Tell me about it.

What has she been doing?

Seeing as how she didn't say anything about y'know, dying, I think she's from the past, dude.

I just acted as normal as possible.

Huh... Well, that's good, right? I mean... maybe she doesn't have to die.

...Maybe.

Maybe?

Dude, I don't know, alright?

Maybe no matter what we do, it'd still happen.

Don't think like, dude.

Yeah, yeah. Didn't say I was just gonna roll over and give up either.

Never thought you would.