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[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

I seriously need to get laid.

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[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

He just stands there and watches her talk to herself, an amused smirk on his face and one eyebrow raised.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Stop smirking at me, I'm trying not to say anything.

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

You obviously aren't succeeding.

What are you trying not to say? *continues smirking*

[macabre-tinted.livejournal.com]

*pauses a moment* .... We could work something out if you're interested.

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

Uh, no thanks, not my type.

[macabre-tinted.livejournal.com]

Gotcha. *kind of breathes a sigh of relief*

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

*slightly weird look*

[afterthekey.livejournal.com]

You and about a million other people kid.

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

What do I care about them?

[afterthekey.livejournal.com]

Collector smiles and raises his eyebrows. Can't argue with that logic...especially since I'm a huge fan of doing whatever the hell I want to most others.

In that case, good luck and remember to wear protection. The less humans around, the better.

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

Smart guy.

I always do.

Wholeheartedly agree with that statement.

And I am not a human.

[cantfighthis.livejournal.com]

Ooo, subtle. *Laughs* I'm sure you can pay someone if the need's that bad.

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

Subtle's not my style, and neither is paying.

[cantfighthis.livejournal.com]

*Smirks* Should have guessed. Guess you'll have to go get laid the old-fashioned way.

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

*mirrors her smirk* Shouldn't be too difficult.

[immoral-tyler.livejournal.com]

Amen brother!

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

*nods*

[impenny.livejournal.com]

Hey now, sweet thing, we all need something in life. Smirks.

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

Really now?

What do you need?

[impenny.livejournal.com]

I guess I need a warm body as well. But that seems to be a popular problem around these parts.

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

*smirks* A warm body, huh?

[frog-people.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

[youknwwhoiam.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow*

[frog-people.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I'm just... impressed by your technique.