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[j-ringo.livejournal.com]

Happy goddamn birthday to me, hur-fucking-rah.

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[elie-t.livejournal.com]

You probably don't want to hear it, but I'd like to say it anyway:

Happy birthday.

[j-ringo.livejournal.com]

Well, darlin', I'm damnable surprised I got this far in life; considering. I'm just a might surprised is all.

Thank y'all kindly, just the same.

[elie-t.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! And I'm glad you've made it this far, otherwise I wouldn't have a chance to introduce myself. So...

Hi, I'm Elie.

[j-ringo.livejournal.com]

-He stands and takes his hat off.-

Miss Elie, pleasure to meet you. I'm Tom Stone.

[elie-t.livejournal.com]

*she grins at that* It's very nice to meet you as well, Mr. Stone. You can just call me Elie. Did you have a good birthday?

[j-ringo.livejournal.com]

An old fella like me he's taught from when he's knee-high to a grasshopper to call the ladies, Miz. It's manners. I'll call you, Miss Elie. seen as I don't call the young un's like your-self: darlin'. And I ain't going to be corrected to do something different either, course it's manners. My Ma taught me my manners; she told me never to forget them. I don't plan on forgetting them or making exceptions. Not for nobody.

I sure did have myself a fine birthday. I woke up the next day to find myself still breathing, nursing an empty whiskey bottle and outta jail. That's a good birthday in my books.

[freshdumplings.livejournal.com]

Get a bang out of it.

[j-ringo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm all for doing that.