Nope. Before Christmas it was greeting cards. Last fall it was gift baskets. I'm sure it'll last one or two parties and then she'll be on to something new.
How big? Tell her big birthdays are for her 16th. And that she has to choose between a big 13th or 16th.
Are you ever going to put a stop to her hare-brained schemes?
I tried that but then they both ganged up on me about it. Said both of them should be big because it's the only time it will happen for her. I asked then why women all have their 29th birthday over and over. I got in trouble for that one and so I escaped to my den.
You have a lot more patience than I do. Luckily Ashley seems to like what she does.
What? Why is it so shocking I asked that? That's what I'm figuring because she's going to give me the pout face till I cave. I hate the god damn pout face.
What is that she does again? Isn't it something with makeup, or was that Valerie?
You can't ask a woman that. It's like the law. Don't we all. Patricia and I can drop by tomorrow, if you're not busy. They can do their girly thing, and we can play with the boys?
That was Valerie. Ashley does this interior design thing.
Well, then, how come I didn't get a damn handbook about these laws? I'll pay you twenty bucks to come and save me later this afternoon. Shortly after I tell Cassie she can have her party.
Kind of hard to keep track. Ah, right. Patricia'll probably want to try that next.
I think it's one of those trial and error things. Oh, well Vincent is coming with me to that damn party. Can we both come? We'll tell Patricia it's a work emergency.
I'll let you know when conception happens. First to know, and all.
I do, but I know what Ashley is like when she's working. She'll insist they do a lot of work here, then there will be catalogs and fabric strewn everywhere.
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...She's harassing me about having a big birthday party for her thirteenth birthday. Supposedly Ashley is taking her side on this one.
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How big? Tell her big birthdays are for her 16th. And that she has to choose between a big 13th or 16th.
Patricia wants another baby.
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I tried that but then they both ganged up on me about it. Said both of them should be big because it's the only time it will happen for her. I asked then why women all have their 29th birthday over and over. I got in trouble for that one and so I escaped to my den.
What did you say?
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Oh...God you actually asked that? Yeah, you're going to have to throw a big birthday party now. ...do you want Patricia to plan it?
I'd love a girl.
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What? Why is it so shocking I asked that? That's what I'm figuring because she's going to give me the pout face till I cave.
I hate the god damn pout face.You say that now.
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You can't ask a woman that. It's like the law.
Don't we all.Patricia and I can drop by tomorrow, if you're not busy. They can do their girly thing, and we can play with the boys?Indeed. But it would be nice.
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Well, then, how come I didn't get a damn handbook about these laws? I'll pay you twenty bucks to come and save me later this afternoon. Shortly after I tell Cassie she can have her party.
Well, I'll have the cigars ready.
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I think it's one of those trial and error things. Oh, well Vincent is coming with me to that damn party. Can we both come? We'll tell Patricia it's a work emergency.
I'll let you know when conception happens. First to know, and all.
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Ah crap, there might be a reason I've been married three times then. Sure, that works.
Of course, and all.
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Exactly. You'd think you'd have learned by now, old man. Perfect. We'll be on our way as soon as possible.
Shut up - you're one of my best friends.
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Clearly I haven't. Thank you, I guess I better go face my daughter.
Sure, you say that now.
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Nope. Good luck, man.
When would I ever deny that?
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Thanks, you better be here soon.
I don't know, I was being a smart ass.
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As soon as possible, dude.
Stop that.
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I appreciate it.
Stopping.
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