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Brothers are odd creatures, aren't they?

Jeanne-Marie, hygiene is a terrible thing to joke about.

I was referring to the earrings, Jean-Paul. Hoops would look terrible on you.

Oh! And I was referring to the scarf. You could borrow my scarf.

I'm not one for ear accessories.

Ah! Mais, non, it's a men's scarf. It would clash.

I would think not! You don't quite have the right face, cher.

And a woman's scarf would clash just as much with my own clothes. Do you need to go shopping?

Most men don't, save for a select few.

I think I do.

A select few that you are interested in, no doubt.

Would you be able to fit this odd creature into your schedule for an outing tomorrow?

Possibly.

Absolutement oui. Around noon perhaps?

Perfect. We can stop to eat.

Bien sur. But nothing too expensive. I would rather spent more money on good clothing than food.

We are not stopping anywhere with a value menu.

Mais mon, of course not! I just know how much we tend to eat.

We are only stopping for a snack. The real object of the day is to buy you a new scarf. The possibility of myself coming home with a new ensemble is a risk I am willing to take.

I do hope to get more than just a scarf.

And we should probably stop and buy groceries on the way back. I can make us dinner if you feel like joining me.

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