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[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

It's over. Tell Ohno to shave.

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[deuxiemetoile.livejournal.com]

You are quite hung up on that, aren't you?

[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

Yes. He is an infinitely attractive man, save for that thing on his face. It reminds me of a goat.

[deuxiemetoile.livejournal.com]

Ouais, I can see that. I do hope you don't plan on finding him and doing anything too indecent.

[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

Nothing he wouldn't enjoy. A man like that wouldn't mind a bit of a tour of what Canada has to offer winter sports outside of Vancouver.

[deuxiemetoile.livejournal.com]

A man like that is also most likely not into men.

[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

He supposedly has been celibate for years to focus on his sport and omit distractions. There is hope yet.

[aestark.livejournal.com]

Is that an ultimatum?

[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

And what would the alternative be? That I shave him myself?

As valuable an undertaking as that would prove, I think someone like you should offer instead, Monsieur Stark.

[aestark.livejournal.com]

Please, just not on television.

I don't follow your logic.

[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

Hardly. If I'm going to be on television, I will be the feature. Not a barber.

Unlike the subject at hand, you have excellent facial hair.

[aestark.livejournal.com]

I smell a new reality TV show.

Thank you. I try to be as aerodynamic as possible. Maybe the tuft slowed him down.

[deuxiemetoile.livejournal.com]

Please don't encourage him.

[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

With the right funding and promotion, it could work.

Is that what the thing is called? A tuft? Though I would think no hair at all would be the most aerodynamic.

[deuxiemetoile.livejournal.com]

You are quite hung up on that, aren't you?

[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

Yes. He is an infinitely attractive man, save for that thing on his face. It reminds me of a goat.

[deuxiemetoile.livejournal.com]

Ouais, I can see that. I do hope you don't plan on finding him and doing anything too indecent.

[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

Nothing he wouldn't enjoy. A man like that wouldn't mind a bit of a tour of what Canada has to offer winter sports outside of Vancouver.

[deuxiemetoile.livejournal.com]

A man like that is also most likely not into men.

[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

He supposedly has been celibate for years to focus on his sport and omit distractions. There is hope yet.

[aestark.livejournal.com]

Is that an ultimatum?

[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

And what would the alternative be? That I shave him myself?

As valuable an undertaking as that would prove, I think someone like you should offer instead, Monsieur Stark.

[aestark.livejournal.com]

Please, just not on television.

I don't follow your logic.

[looktothe-north.livejournal.com]

Hardly. If I'm going to be on television, I will be the feature. Not a barber.

Unlike the subject at hand, you have excellent facial hair.

[aestark.livejournal.com]

I smell a new reality TV show.

Thank you. I try to be as aerodynamic as possible. Maybe the tuft slowed him down.

[deuxiemetoile.livejournal.com]

Please don't encourage him.