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Waiting rooms always make me uncomfortable.

Hey, I would cook every night if you'd let me stay for good. Unfortunately, I'm not going to live in your Harry Potter guest room, so that offer's expired.

Good. Because I'm going to monopolize it the entirety of the night before and then we can bring dessert with us in the morning.

I'm sure my heart will find a way to go on. [YESSSS HE KNEW THE GUEST ROOM WAS PERFECT.]

Hey, fine by me. I can't say no to food.

Only with Celine's comforting words to help you cry yourself to sleep at night.

I'm open to offers of help, since I've got two pies and banana bread to make.

It's true. You know me.

I'm happy to help. I'm told I have a certain amount of culinary talent.

Good. But, if you try to hover while I'm making your peach pie, I'm going to stab you.

... You're making me peach pie?

Yep. And, it's all for you, don't worry. I don't think anyone else likes peach, anyway.

... Thank you, Claire.

You're welcome. But, it also means you're helping me make Dean's apple pie and Sam's banana bread. No cyanide allowed. [Yes, she's just ... decided they're coming for sure even if it's not definite. Don't shatter her dreams, Sylar.]

So.. cyanide is out... what about razorblades and broken glass?

No and no. If I see you trying to slip in anything suspicious, guess what's gonna happen?

Hugs and kisses?

The kitchen knife will be hugging and kissing your lungs.

You really need to learn to take a joke.

Hey, I'm just giving you fair warning.

I wouldn't do that, Claire.

Anymore. You wouldn't do that anymore.

Does that part matter?

It gives me rights to joke about you trying to sabotage Sam and Dean, yeah.

If I were going to poison them, I wouldn't do it during Easter dinner. I have tact, you know.

Not comforting, Sylar!!! Not comforting at all!

Sam and Dean are like-- never mind. I just wouldn't do it.

Sam and Dean are like what?

Like people I don't entirely abhor.

... When did you become a valley girl?