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This is my city. Remember that.

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No, it wouldn't.

You should try it some time. Ladies like a man who knows how to laugh.

How is Harley, anyway?

I didn't know blonds were your type.

You know what I mean.

Do I? You know what they say about assumptions, Batman.

You have your own misguided assumptions, Pamela.

Become an expert on me now? Should I be flattered?

What you should or shouldn't be is up to you. As long as you're not endangering the people of Gotham, it's none of my business.

And what if they endanger my people? What then?

Then find a peaceful solution. There are people willing to help with that.

Are there? I haven't met them, and I've met a lot of people.

There's people in this city as devoted to conservation as you are. If you would let them help you, you may see better results.

Try? They toss a bottle in a bin and call their work complete! Then they plow over three acres of land so they can build another shopping mall. That isn't conversation, Batman. That's an insult. One I won't stand for.

I'm talking about city officials, businessmen. There's already a number of environmentally friendly campaigns in place in Gotham, but it would greatly help the people understand just what they can do to save it if they had a better understanding of the true beauty of nature.

The beauty of nature? Really? I can show them nature.

...Ivy.

Batman.

You know what I mean.

My way is more effective.

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