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[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

Maybe next time, Dante. Maybe next time.


Payoff's dependent on you bringing back the knife they stole to pull this thing off -- in one piece. I guess it's a family heirloom or something, 'cause the buyer's looking to give 20% of its market value in reward money. So, roughly 200 grand.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_devil_inside/]

....a knife? Tell me you're not fucking serious. So...the end of the world ain't enough, huh? God, the world really has gone t' hell.

Two hundred grand for a knife. [He doesn't really sound convinced.]

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

Technically, it's a million dollar knife. Magical antiquities don't come cheap, you know.

So, you drop down, stop the impending apocalypse, bring this guy's little pig poker back safe and sound, and we all go home happy.

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[Yeah, he figured it.]

Who is this client, Lady? And what's so important about this pork-sticker?

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

Don't sound so apprehensive, when have I ever gotten you in with shady clientele? The thing's cursed, and it's got the power to help raise up the antichrist, I'm pretty sure that alone makes it worth the money.

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Oh, don't even ask me that.

So, it's cursed, capable of bringing about Armageddon, and we're just gonna trot it back to some idiot who just might decide to try again?

Tell me you're joking.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

What would you prefer we do, Dante? Keep the thing for safekeeping and do this one pro bono?