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Do I even want to know, Ms. Wick?

[Eyes wide, scrambling to pick several bones up off the ground]

It wasn't me! I swear, it totally wasn't me! I would never, ever, ever do something like this.

I think...someone broke into the lab?

[Hyperventilating]

Dr. Brennan is soooo going to fire me again.

*Closes her eyes and takes a deep breath; Is going to her happy place. going to the beach with a man hotter than Grayson Barasa and a huge martini*

Let's just try to get this sorted out and cleaned up before we worry about anyone being fired.

ooc- I play the other Daisy as well as Cam. You write Daisy a lot better than I do! LOL

[She's already got both her hands full of bones, depositing them back onto the lab table. Breath. Breath. Breeeeeeath]

I can put everything back the way it was, but should I? If someone broke in, doesn't that make the lab a crime scene? Ooooh this is sooooo bad!

Those poor bones....

[Picking up more bones, arranging them back in the previously assembled order]

ooc: Awww thank you. I'm pretty much a spazz myself in RL so Daisy and I get along quite well.

Ms Wick, you know as well as I do that no one could have broken into the lab without a dozen agents on them immediately. This probably has something to do with one of Dr. Hodgin's experiments or something. *hands her a femur*

I guess you're right....

[Takes the femur and puts it oh-so-carefully back into place]

Does this mean I'm not the one who's going to be fired? Because I did not leave the lab like this before my lunch break.

[Hopeful smile]

*Takes another deep breath. It's good Daisy is so smart and capable. And it's good Cam like Sweets so much*

We all know how much you love the order of the lab, Ms. Wick. I'll make sure you don't get fired... because of this.

How are things with Dr. Sweets? *Anything to move away from the talk of firing though she knows she's going to regret saying that*

Oh thank you so much! I mean, it's one thing if I get fired because of my lack of social skills, but quite another if I get fired for something beyond my control like-

[Get ready for an impossibly bright and love sick smile because the mere mention of Sweets is enough to make Daisy dreamy and misty eyed]

Lancelot is amazing! We have tickets to go to a movie later tonight....and afterwards-

[Biiiiiig smile, does she really even have to say it? Sex with Sweets!]

*Interrupts her before she can finish that sentence*

I get the picture, Ms. Wick. I don't need details.

[Still smiling, fumbling a bit to get the last bone back into position. At last the skeleton is completed again]

My Sweets is so sweet. Oh! He bought me a watch. We synchronized our watches!

[Don't try to follow her logic, you'll get lost]

[Peeks out from under a table.] Sorry?

You're in so much trouble!

[Scrambling to put the skeleton back together, piece by piece]

Dr. Brennan is going to notice new trauma marks on the bones....