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Stole Coach Tanaka's sandwich.

Still alive.

Fantastic. First thing: Steal every can of hair product you find in his office. I can't wait to see him cry.

What about stuff that's a double agent, like glue?

Good point.

Take no risks.

That Elmer's cow is going down tomorrow.

Pour it in his coffee. Kids eat paste all the time, it won't kill him. Then tell me what his face does.

He'll probably just think it's old creamer. One time I did that to my mom and all she did was add more sugar.

Well that's disappointing.

You seem creative, I'll leave it all up to you. But I want reports.

You got it.

Can I call you Captain?

Only if you salute.