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[exdemon]

So. Apocalypses. I don't like them.

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[cheerleader]

How is it strange? If I want to...do that, I'd do it with my boyfriend.

[exdemon]

There's nothing wrong with it. I simply find it odd you've never tried it.

[cheerleader]

I'm only eighteen.

I have a question, though. Once Percy and I get back together, do you think it'd be a good idea to have sex with him? It'd be something I could give him that no one else could have.

[exdemon]

Well...

I think you'd enjoy it if he does it right. So yes, I think it's a good idea. But don't do it for him. If he can't wait until you're ready for sex to have it, he deserves to have his entrails liquefied. So do it because you want it, not for him.

[cheerleader]

... oh.

How great can it really be, anyways?

[exdemon]

Well, imagine this. You know that feeling you get when you're doing something fun? Like eating chocolate, or riding a roller coaster. It's sort of like that, except combine it with the pleasant, squirmy feeling you get when looking at an attractive man who has no clothes on. And that pleasant feeling you have when you have no clothes on. Plus the feelings of being touched in very pleasant places. Then multiply it by a lot. That's what an orgasm is like. It's very great.