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Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins ([personal profile] exdemon) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2010-04-14 09:19 pm
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So. Apocalypses. I don't like them.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? How's that workin' out for you.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
They're also kinda all-encompassing. Apocalypse sorta implies whole damn world goes boom, precious.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
....You haven't looked outside at all lately, have you?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
And... Did you miss the signs of the oncoming Armageddon or did the rose-colored glasses just filter 'em out?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Could be? Yeah. Like water could be wet. It's the literal Biblical Apocalypse out there, sister, but hey. I can see where you'd like to totally block that out.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
No. One of the other ones.

Yes, that one.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Princess, I predate the Christian Bible. Although, the Christian Bible? Not exactly thrilling literature, I'll give you that. Kinda got a lot wrong. And they cut out Enoch! Who cuts out the most badass part of the Bible? C'mon.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
And if we were in the middle of Ragnarok right now, I'd yell, "Valhalla, I'm coming" and send for some hot Norse chicks.

But we're not. Lucifer's rising, God's not in his Heaven, Michael's trying to jump Dean Winchester's bones, and sooner or later rocks are gonna fall, and everyone's fucked.

Glad to brighten your day.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
He threatened to deep-fry me, but I also killed him a lot, so I kinda deserved it, but I was justified in killing him and... Not the point.

Uh... Because we don't know or care who Buffy is?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This is my first Apocalypse that had personal relevance to me. So, uh, the other ones don't count.