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So. Apocalypses. I don't like them.

Is there one that I should know about? Because my little "Oh no, the world is ending" bells haven't gone off yet.

Oh, not at all! I was just looking at my... hand and thinking about Xander. And the end of the world. Because right before we went to fight Glory we had some fantastic end of the world sex.

Your hand? What's on your hand? You holding a picture of him or something? You guys live together now, y'know. You do see him every day.

...yes! And I know, we have lots of fantastic the world isn't about to end sex too.

Thanks for that visual, Anya. I didn't need to know about the frequency of Xander's sexcapades.

Oh, this is that thing I do, again, isn't it? Right, I'm sorry.

Yeah, you're doing that thing. It's okay. [Sheepish grin.] Just try to remember that Buffy thinking of Xan-- ew.. Yeah, let's just not.

Don't think of Xander like that! He's mine!

Trust me, I don't want to. Trying to unsee it right now. Promise.

Okay... good. Just making sure.

Believe me. Don't want to picture it.

Moving on.

How's business?

Oooh, good! I'm making lots of money.

That's good! Money's good. I wish I had some, to be totally honest.

I'd offer to employ you, but you're generally on the other side of the country.

Yeah um.. For now, yeah. I am. [Smiles.] Thanks though.

I'll come visit soon. Promise. I miss you guys.

Okay... good. It will be very nice to see you.

Oh, did you know there's another apocalypse coming, by the way? You should stop it.

Oh, there is? Great. Got details? Because without details I can't really do anything.

Oooh, it's the Christian one! We haven't had one of those before, right?

Anyway, you should ask around. Because apparently it's not a very centralized apocalypse. But you should stop it soon, Buffy. I'd like to look forward to a long and happy life with Xander and many children!

Like, The Devil and Angels and a big fat war and all of that? Great. Sounds like my cup of tea. [Flat-toned and sarcastic.]

I'll do what I can, Anya. For you and the unborn babies. And Xander.

Great! It's good that we have you as our friend. I mean, think about it. Normal people don't have anyone to go to if the world's literally about to end!

[Oh, Anya. Buffy misses you.]

That's true. I do save the world with gusto.

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