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[exdemon]

So. Apocalypses. I don't like them.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Princess, I predate the Christian Bible. Although, the Christian Bible? Not exactly thrilling literature, I'll give you that. Kinda got a lot wrong. And they cut out Enoch! Who cuts out the most badass part of the Bible? C'mon.

[exdemon]

I'm just saying, it's hardly a more impressive apocalypse than, say, Ragnarok.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

And if we were in the middle of Ragnarok right now, I'd yell, "Valhalla, I'm coming" and send for some hot Norse chicks.

But we're not. Lucifer's rising, God's not in his Heaven, Michael's trying to jump Dean Winchester's bones, and sooner or later rocks are gonna fall, and everyone's fucked.

Glad to brighten your day.

[exdemon]

I met Dean Winchester. I didn't much like him. He splashed holy water on me. It was rude.

So why hasn't anyone called Buffy in on this?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

He threatened to deep-fry me, but I also killed him a lot, so I kinda deserved it, but I was justified in killing him and... Not the point.

Uh... Because we don't know or care who Buffy is?

[exdemon]

I just slapped him.

...is this your first apocalypse or something? She's the Slayer. You know, the girl who's job it is to stop the world from ending?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

This is my first Apocalypse that had personal relevance to me. So, uh, the other ones don't count.

[exdemon]

Well, if you'd been through a few you'd know. Slayer. She's kind of a big deal.

She's in New York right now, I think.