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...this isn't where I fell asleep.

I've been here before, once or twice. Didn't stay long enough to get the lay of the land. Maybe you could show me around.

Sure, I could do that. We'll get you a map from one of those hotel lobby stands.

You're a doll.

It's really no trouble.

Do you do this for all the lost little girls?

Well, I try to. It's good, being able to help people.

The world needs more people like you, Peter.

... [he takes a minute to stare like a retard, because that catches him off guard] Thanks, Ruby.

[lol, but retards are so cute] You're welcome.