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[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

Water is for duck, not cats.

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[justalilcontact.livejournal.com]

Did you try making one swim, or something?

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

How do you make a cat do anything?

[justalilcontact.livejournal.com]

True. I don't know, forcefully pick it up and throw it in?

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

. . .why the hell would I do that?

[justalilcontact.livejournal.com]

How the hell should I know. If you didn't try and make a cat swim, then why do you need to make a note about water being for ducks?

[justcallmesuper.livejournal.com]

And people! 80% water, man.

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

Did you see the appisode of original StartTreck with the alien that killed by sucking all the mosture out of people and leaving them as little piles of mineral dust?

[justcallmesuper.livejournal.com]

NO!? Oh man, must raid Jeff's DVDs!! If he doesn't have it I'm leaving.

I was totally watching the Lilo and Stitch cartoon this morning and their was an alien that sucked the mucous out of people... it was weird. Naturally, I LOVED IT!

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

Sucked mucous. Dude, gross. and you might be able to download the ST eppisode. Check on the one with the Gorn. "Areana." It was based off a short story by the same name. The story was made of awsome.

[justcallmesuper.livejournal.com]

Made of awesome? You rule! But um yes, will do. The downloading thingy that is, not sucking mucous and stuff 'cause you were right that is gross.

And totally not as cool as a flame thrower!

[mozarts-sonnett.livejournal.com]

*smiles* We established that Alec. You never have to go in the pool again.

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

. . .just not the deep end. Maybe we should stick to sprinklers.

[mozarts-sonnett.livejournal.com]

That works *hugs*

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

::hugs back:: Or a hot tub. I might be able to deal with one of those.

[mozarts-sonnett.livejournal.com]

*blushes* You just want to get frisky in a hot tub Alec.

[papa-winchester.livejournal.com]

Try putting a cat in water they claw.

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

Like little devils.

[papa-winchester.livejournal.com]

Luckily I'm a cat person.

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me to. They would take over the world if they only had thumbs.

[papa-winchester.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't doubt that. Ever see the movies Cats and Dogs?

[bittenbythebug.livejournal.com]

Unless it's a lame duck.

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

Even if it was lame it would still float. And uh, . . . since when did John had a stunt double.

[bittenbythebug.livejournal.com]

Ok not for a roasted duck.

.....


Another person who calls me John. I have a bad feeling about this.

No my name is Jeff.

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

Okay, water would be bad for a roast duck. Or at least the person trying to eat it. The duck has bigger problems that water if it's roasted.


I didn't call you John. I implied that you were his stunt double. Meaning you sure as fuck look like him. That just a coincidence?

[bittenbythebug.livejournal.com]

Um. No not really. Really long story. I think I need Charlie to get me some Advil.