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I just wanted some ice cream.

Yeah, and I just wanted donuts.

Donuts dunked in ice cream? I'm up for it if you are.

Depends on the flavor.

You could probably afford all 42 flavors.

Nothing that tastes like burnt eggs, right?

Burnt egg ice cream probably doesn't sell very well. How about vanilla and krispy kremes?

And I just wanted to be king.

King of what?

Of everything.

I don't think that's allowed. People like that get assassinated.

You're telling me.

You've had attempts on your life?

...Is that what the face is about?

Yes. No. Maybe.

But enough about this old skullface, what about yours? Sportin' some gang tats there, are we?

Yes. These are "gang tats".

Oh, hmm, scratch that, they look kinda tribal from this angle. Hippie?

Not really.