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[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

Five thousand years isn't old.

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[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

What? The hell it's not.

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

You're doing wonders for my self-esteem, wolf.

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service, leech.

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

Don't make me bite your pretty ass.

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

Like you could! I'll knock the teeth right out of your mouth if you even try.

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

I've dealt with were-mongrels longer then twenty generations of your furry ancestors.

[His fangs lengthen and just for show, he snaps them together]

Give me a reason.

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

Sure, sure. And I've never met a bloodsucker whose ass I couldn't kick.

[That is a lie. Jake is just gonna growl and bristle anxiously er, defensively at the sight of those fangs.]

Since when does your kind need a reason, leech?

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

[One moment he's standing infront of Jacob and the next, he's gone. He's not just fast, he's 5,000 years worth of holy-shit-where-the-fuck-did-he-go fast. His hand snaps around Jacob's throat from behind, locking just hard enough to partially block airflow]

You're like a yipping puppy to me. I've fended off were-jackals with bigger bite then you.

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

[A surprised yelp; Jacob's used to being just as fast as the vampires he hunts, so when the cold fingers close around his neck before he can even move he's just a tad alarmed by it.]

Get your hands off of me!

[Aaand he follows that up by giving an animalistic snarl and doing his damnedest to pry himself out of the chokehold.]

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

[He chuckles, not the least bit intimidated]

You're cute, even for a mutt.

[Drops a kiss to the back of Jacob's neck, making sure he can feel a sharp fang grazing his thumping jugular vein before he fully releases him and steps back]

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

[Well, that baffles him. Jacob is definitely not used to vampires coming onto him, so he just whirls around to face the bloodsucker, one hand flying up to the spot on his neck he'd just gotten kissed, looking a bit flabbergasted.]

... What the hell?!

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

[This only makes Tor laugh harder, really, he likes toying with Jacob just a little too much]

Well since I just gnawed on your neck, can I get your name?

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

[Crosses his arms grumpily and scowls while Tor laughs at him. :( His ego may never recover.]

... It's Jacob.

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

[Poor baby, want Tor to kiss(bite) it better?]

I'm Horus Tor, but I prefer just to be called Tor.

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

[That'd prolly just scare the crap out of him, lol.]

Hmph. That's a weird ass name.

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

Horus is the name of an Egyptian God and Tor means 'Pharaoh'

Put it together, my name means 'Horus Pharaoh'

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

What, seriously?

You weren't really a Pharaoh, were you?

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

Before and partially after I was turned, yes.

[Motions to his kohl rimmed eyes, Egyptian style makeup]

I did say I was five thousand years old.

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

... This is insane.

[rubs a hand over his face]

You shouldn't just be dead, you should be dust.

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

[He chuckles]

Believe me, I know. I was actually asleep for the past two thousand years, in my original tomb. However, recently, my rest was disturbed by humans.

Archaeologists, I believe they are called?

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

You're a vampire mummy?

[Pointing accusingly at him.]

Now you're just messing with me.

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

I wasn't mummified. I simply became tired of my life, of the hunt, and had a two thousand year nap.

I assure you, I am not messing with you. Sometimes mortals poke and prod where they should not. Have they no respect for the honored dead?

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, there's like a shelf life for honoring the dead, and 5,000 years is way past its expiration date.

Wait, so you just sat there for two thousand years doing nothing? How did you not starve?

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

As a vampire ages, we tend to feel the urge to feed less. That is why newborns are so hard to control, they crave blood and need it regularly.

By the time I was three thousand years old, I needed very little blood. At this point, it's purely indulgence and habit. I'm not going to say I wasn't starved when I awoke, but a meal was already waiting for me. Three meals actually.

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

[Jake's eyes narrow judgmentally.]

You bloodsuckers are all the same.

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

[No apologies or excuses]

The beauty of being as old as I am is, I understand who and what I am. I try not to kill to get my fill of blood, but....a starved vampire is not a vampire in his right mind.

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

Vampires aren't right, period.

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

...and werewolves are any more divine? Are humans truly worth saving?

If you had seen what I have seen, even in the three thousand years I have been conscious. Warfare on massive scale, torture, murdering, rape.

On the other, I have seen mortals do remarkable things as well

[greatrussetwolf.livejournal.com]

That's different.

I- they- [... he really doesn't have a decent argument for this, no one's every actually made him question his willingness to defend humans] whatever they do, they don't deserve to be eaten.

[halflingtemper.livejournal.com]

Bulllllllllllllllshit.

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

[Leans in close to her, letting the full weight of his vampire charm hit her]

Do you truly hold such a view?

[halflingtemper.livejournal.com]

*she's not entirely immune, curse of the human half, but she's been exposed to faerie glamour since before she was born, so mostly it makes her twitch and cements her sense of him as inhuman* Oh so very much. Anyone over a thousand stops even subjectively being anything other than old.

[ofmirkwood.livejournal.com]

Old? Certainly not.

Oh my <3

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

[Long pause, where he just stares at Legolas as if in a trance because elf blood is not far off from Fae blood in being a delicious treat for vampires]

I haven't seen any of your blessed woodland kindred since the days of my youth

:)!!

[ofmirkwood.livejournal.com]

[Legolas gives small, but curious smile at him in return; he's not quite sure what he is yet.]

It is understandable. Most of us left for the Undying Lands, long ago.

[kohl-vamp.livejournal.com]

[His fangs lengthen with an audible sound before he can stop himself, but he has enough control to take a step back]

I'm sorry to say that the only members of your kind I have met were exotic slaves, usually half bloods, but those were different times.

[cawcawbangdead.livejournal.com]

I would say not.