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It has it's appeal.

I love the way it feels, the way it tastes, the way it clings to my fingers.

You're a strange man.

I'm a serial killer. To each his own.

On the contrary, your business is inherently someone else's.

I do seem to keep people interested in my comings and goings.

Nothing better for sealing a ward, def.

*tilts head* Magic?

Yep. Wards, curse breaking. Hell, casting curses, though I don't perform that kind of magic.

Wait, what do you use it for?

Entertainment.

You waste blood?!

I mean, even hexes would make sense. Twisted and soul searing sense but sense.

Oh it never goes to waste. Sometimes I paint with it.

Sadly, I am betting you could make good money with that. It would make a brilliant way of infusing magic as well.

You aren't a worker, are you? Of magic?

Magic, no I don't think so, but I do wield power.

Oh? Interesting. You don't mean like political, do you?

*makes blue lightning fly from one hand to the other*

No, I mean power.

Oh!

[She is interested, watching the display.]

Offensive magic is always useful. Most of mine are defensive.

You'll discover that I'm mostly offensive in all things.

. . . Ew.

I'm sure you enjoy plenty of things that I'd find disgusting too.

We meet again.

...

That sounded totally cliche.

Don't forget to twirl your mustache and do the evil muahahhaa.

Unfortunately, I am lacking in the mustache department. I could twirl my curls, I guess, but it doesn't quite have the same effect. And doesn't the villain usually do that to innocent girls he's about to rape and murder, cuz you don't look much like a virginal girl.

Not so much to either virgin or girl. Please don't twirl your curls. I've eaten this week.

[laughs] Good to see you too.

((Sorry was away for a bit.))

You know I only talk to you because I'm bored, right? It's not out of any misplaced feelings of good will where you're concerned.

((it's all good! ^-^))

Oh I know. I'm surprised you haven't killed me yet, honestly.

Me too. I'll probably kill you next time I see you.

You'll probably say that the next time you see me, too.

The truth hurts. How's Fred? Slain any dragons lately or whatever it is you do?

Fred's good. No dragons, though. [grins] I got pretty sick not too long ago, I'm actually just getting back on my feet.

I always thought blood was a nuisance.

I find it beautiful.

...That's a weird take on it.

To each his own. I know what I like.

Ooh, yes! And it's so tasty too! Mother used to make us this delicious stew, of boiled rats and spider legs and the fresh blood of babies.

That's disgusting.

Well to each their own, stranger!

Warm blood certainly coagulates less than cold blood, thus cleans off better in the end. Personally I hate the clotted, chunky bits when you are just finishing up putting things back where they go.

I don't usually stick around for clean up, Scully.

Nope, that's my job, Sylar, cleaning up the bodies once your done with them. Aren't you a sweetheart?

I do my best to keep you busy. Honestly if they'd had you and Mulder after me instead of that idiot, Hanson, I might have been caught.

Oh likely, Mulder would have been endlessly fascinated by you.