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That happens a lot.

Not with me. But that's usually because love doesn't take part in the equation. Normally.

*frowns* You make love sound like a maths problem

Life is sort of a big ol' maths problem. A bit. *headscratch* I just mean that this doesn't happen. Because it shouldn't happen.

Love is more than maths.

Well I didn't exactly say "love is maths", did I?

You said life was a big math problem and as love is part of life it must be one too.

I said sort of! Sort of doesn't mean is! A bit! All right, fine, love isn't maths, and neither is life, I was just using a metaphor anyway. Just a saying.

More than the others or more then you did when you had her?

Ace! That's brilliant! Oh, and, uh, no, I don't think you quite understand the, uh...the situation. I didn't have her.

...Well, I did, sort of, in my universe, once, not as long, but she's not from my universe, so--

Er. What I mean to say is...what did I mean to say again?

Oi! My head's spining with your lack of answer, Prof... I mean Doctor. I think you meant to say that you didn't know how much you loved her until she was out of reach.

And since when is being in a different universe a problem for you? Can't you just hop over there in the TARDIS?

Ah. No. See, that's exactly what I didn't mean to say.

Like I said, it's all bit...complicated, wouldn't understand, universes mish-mashing together, that sort of thing.

*rolls eyes*

Yeah, because I wouldn't be able to grasp the idea of complicated or weird time and space parallels.

You look sad, Doctor. You should do somethin' about it; take a trip or (and I can't believe I'm saying this) play the spoons...

Look, I just mean to say that he loves her more than he loves me, and that's a bit upsetting!

...There.

And, well, universe coming to an end, all sorts of people coming from alternate universes, it's all a bit weird and, yes, complex, wibbly-wobbly and...

Trip. Trip might be nice. Trip where I don't almost die this time would be better.

What? There's someone who doesn't view you as being the center of the universe? That must be disconcerting.

Wibbly-wobbly. It that the technical term?

I wonder if Paradise Towers is back to normal? That pool on the room would be a nice relaxing destination if it weren't for the champy things in the water.

I didn't say that! Complicated! Relationships are always complicated.

Well, no, but timey-wimey is. Very technical. Highly sophisticated.

My "vacations" haven't gone so swiftly since this whole mess began.

Timey-wimey? Yeah right, and I have the word gullible on my forehead.

Your vacations never have gone smoothly. You should take an un-vacation.

It's true! I've got a timey-wimey device right here! *grins* It goes ding when there's stuff.

Is that anything like an un-birthday?

I dunno, I just made it up. But yeah, I think so. If every vacation gets ruined, then you should stand next to the TARDIS consol and say "I'm not going on vacation" and see hw that turns out.