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[Offers a vanilla ice cream cone.]

Technically it's real, but it's not very healthy. You need healthy food to survive on.

Oh, like what? Cookies? I like cookies.

...*She facepalms, rubbing the bridge of her nose.* No, like vegetables and fruits.

Like... strawberries? I had some of those, they're good. [Nod nod, nom nom.]

I'll get you a chef. Do you eat meat? Follow any diets...oh, like that stupid diet in the bible?

I guess I do. I mean I did, so... kinda? I'm not too picky.

Do you eat pork, goat...?

I don't like ham.

Fine. I'll get someone who knows that special diet for you, you'll do better that way. Sound good?

Sounds good. [He smiles taking a bite of the cone.]

You better hope that's kosher.

[Hm's thoughtfully.]

...Thought so. I advise you not to eat pepperonis, just in case anyone asks you to eat pizza. You'll fail even more at your diet.

[....D:] No more ice cream?

I don't care what you eat.

What's a pepperoni? [He's gonna finish this ice cream one way or another.]

Oink oink. *Lilith starts chuckling at that.*

[He cracks a smile at that, he can't help it.] Aahh.

Yeah. Ask a lot of questions if people offer you food. They like to mix pork in with everything here.

Even in ice cream?

...Ew.

Yeah, I've heard of bacon ice cream.

...ew.

Yeah, ew. So be careful.

Will do!