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I've lost my time machine. Oops!

Oh dear, how careless of you. I really don't like it when things like that happen.

It was not careless of me! She got up and walked away, idiot mutant.

Oh, I'm sorry. My grandfather was always misplacing ours.

Err...walked off?

Flew I suppose. Nocturne was flying her. Last time I ever let that happen.

It might be the last time, if it doesn't turn up. But I'm sure it will be ok.

Oh it will, if not I'll find it. I'm just enacting some well deserved laziness and petulance.

Oh! I do that all the time. Sure it'll turn up.

If it turned up now that would be fancy.

*waits a few seconds*

Has it?

No. Stupid piece of... *trails of in a ramble of explitives*

That's it. I retire.

*covering his ears for a moment* Goodness me, that wasn't very polite. No need to retire. Just try looking in the place you last saw it?

The last place I saw it was in an alternate dimension and then it spewed me out here.

Where am I? WHEN am I?

Ah. Well, you're on Earth. Earth in the 21st century. Is that good or bad?

Oh! American Idol! Wonderful!

That's a good thing?

It's absolutely hilarious! People should always be allowed to make fools of themselves for public entertainment, I love it.

Each to their own, I suppose. Not my cup of tea. Or coffee. Or any warm Earth-based beverage.

What about iced tea? Or a cold beverage? Just... for future reference.

Iced tea is alright, I supposed. But you can't beat normal, good, old-fashioned tea.