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Kittens apparently don't like telekinesis much.

Of course. The power is lost on their cute little pea-sized brains. But oooo kitten!

It was the one dancing claws first on my head! I was nice. Not like I threw it into a wall or anything.

You see it's picture? Horrid little Central Park beastie.

I just looked at the cute little kitty. He's a perfect fit.

Two creatures with a mixture of dark and light cohabitating and playing mind games.

Get it? Mind games? His with claws on your head and you with the telekinesis?? HA! I made a humorous joke.

You can bring him when you come visit LA! As I know I'm bound to talk you into eventually. OR find a coersion spell to make you... whichever comes first.

HAH! See, this is why I like you, Anya. Most have absolutely no sense of humour.

I will! I am supposed to be going out there soon, actually. Promised Kara a birthday dinner and all. HEY! No spells! Not on me, at least!

Just ask.

Sylar, oh Sylar... will you come to LA to see me sometime? We can go to the park and play on the old, rusted, and yet still entertaining swing sets!

I think swing sets are possibly in the top ten best creations ever by humans. No, I mean that.\

And you know Kara??? She's my friend and soon-to-be buisness partner!

They don't like being poofed places either. Just so you know.

I can't do that.

I thought you were afraid I'm squish your head?

It was just a heads up!

Meh. It's not like you're the Joker (you aren't right?), so I'm not scared!

Ever heard of using your powers for good instead of evil?

Just a thought.

This was for good! The damn thing was dancing claws first on my head.

I mentally removed her and put her on the other bed.

After I was done shaving.

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